Hey, y’all! I’m Caitlin!

I am an aspiring novelist, a self-taught seamstress, a part time actress, a retired jewel thief, a safari driver, a girl who’s bad at metaphors. I live in sunny Florida with my handsome, hilarious fiance Shane and our spoiled little black cat Hiccup. I’m glad you’re here! Leave a comment or send a question if you’d like, I’d love to make new friends!

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