stephydee89:

redbullandcupcakebatter:

NOPE HIDING IN MY ROOM ALL DAY.

SPIDERS ARE MY WORST FEAR IN THE ENTIRE WORLD OMG! *hides with you and cries*

NEVER HAVE A SPIDER CRICKET WAKE YOU UP IN BED……IT ISN’T FUN! *shudders*

NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO THROW A SPIDER CRICKET IN YOUR OPEN MOUTH WHILE YOU’RE TOURING MAMMOTH CAVE ON YOUR SOPHOMORE TRIP.

YOU WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE AND WILL BE INCAPABLE OF DEALING WITH INSECTS FOREVER.

just got back inside from standing next to the road ( about 10 ft. away, just for safety reasons ) dressed as a hot dog, holding up a sign that reads, “Ask me about my weiner.

–My youngest cousin’s Facebook status. I adore him.

(also he looked like baby Draco Malfoy when he was little)

but the makeup work is terrible.

(your blush should not look like crayon)

False alarm. It was a fuzzie.

I’m easily startled.

GOOD NEWS:

Kurt’s six-layer rainbow birthday cake is awesome and delicious.

BAD NEWS:

It’s too tall to fit under the cake dome.

DEAR GOD WHAT DO I DO?