So last night Hiccup tried to eat part of a Starburst jelly bean bag and started choking.

First I freaked out a little bit.

Then I turned to my friend and said “HOW DO YOU DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON A CAT?!”

Then I lol’d.

(He was fine. I don’t even know if it was the wrapper; he was eating his kitty kibble and running around in the kitchen and I think the excitement was getting to him. He wheezed like six times and then was fine.)

(Although I did dream last night that he kept eating pen caps.)

this is how people react when I leave bagels in my purse until theyturn to hockey pucks

hurricanedanax replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.

Darling Caitlin, you are my favorite.

lemonpaperfingers replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.

Purse food does confundle the thought processes. I once found a poptart. It was no longer a poptart.

klemonademouth replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.

this is why I follow you.

thadthewarbler replied to your post: Just found a bagel in my purse.

OMG DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT THIS

Listening to the Fantasmic! soundtrack makes me homesick

I miss the smell of the pyro and the spray of the water when you sit too close and the noise and counting how many torches on the canoes actually lit up during that show and waving when the riverboat goes by.

*sigh*

kivrinengle replied to your post: kivrinengle replied to your post: This series…

GRAURGH YES. The stupid freaking PIANO and the FAINTING and the WEEPING and the JADSKHOG AHSKJDBALK. I need to go hit something now.

ELSIE DINSMORE: MOST NOTABLE PANSY SINCE THE LATE 19th CENTURY.

Geez, I was like “JESUS WON’T CARE IF YOU PLAY THE PIANO ON A SUNDAY, ELSIE. JUST PLAY THE STUPID THING INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING THERE TILL YOU PASS OUT. GOD.”

kivrinengle replied to your post: This series isn’t like the cliche vampire stories where they burn in the sun, this is actually a whole different kind of universe. But it’s reallly good, the authors always leave me wanting more. If you wanna read it check out the first book; Marked, by P.C and Kristin Cast.

ARGH ARGH ELSIE DINSMORE??? I thought I was the only one afflicted so. I HATED those books, and my mother kept making me read them before I could read anything of literary value.

ELSIE DINSMORE IS THE WORST LITERARY HEROINE OF ALL TIME.

OF ALL TIME.

SHE’S PROBABLY BELLA SWAN’S GREAT-GRANDMOTHER OR SOMETHING.

OR EDWARD’S MOM OR SOMETHING.

I WANTED TO PUNCH THAT GIRL IN THE FACE WITH HER OWN BIBLE.

THE PIANO SCENE. OH, DEAR MERCIFUL GOODNESS, MEG, DO YOU REMEMBER THE SCENE WITH THE PIANO?!?