BRB, gonna go work out in black socks that have Christmas ornaments on them.
So last night Hiccup tried to eat part of a Starburst jelly bean bag and started choking.
First I freaked out a little bit.
Then I turned to my friend and said “HOW DO YOU DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON A CAT?!”
Then I lol’d.
(He was fine. I don’t even know if it was the wrapper; he was eating his kitty kibble and running around in the kitchen and I think the excitement was getting to him. He wheezed like six times and then was fine.)
(Although I did dream last night that he kept eating pen caps.)
“third trimester pregnancy complications”
“surrogacy artificial insemination”
“average birth weight”
“is that blood in your mustache?”
“side effects of pot cupcakes”
“adoption laws New York”
Darling Caitlin, you are my favorite.
Purse food does confundle the thought processes. I once found a poptart. It was no longer a poptart.
this is why I follow you.
OMG DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT THIS
How long has that been there?
Now my lips are swollen and my throat itches.
Listening to the Fantasmic! soundtrack makes me homesick
I miss the smell of the pyro and the spray of the water when you sit too close and the noise and counting how many torches on the canoes actually lit up during that show and waving when the riverboat goes by.