GRAURGH YES. The stupid freaking PIANO and the FAINTING and the WEEPING and the JADSKHOG AHSKJDBALK. I need to go hit something now.
ELSIE DINSMORE: MOST NOTABLE PANSY SINCE THE LATE 19th CENTURY.
Geez, I was like “JESUS WON’T CARE IF YOU PLAY THE PIANO ON A SUNDAY, ELSIE. JUST PLAY THE STUPID THING INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING THERE TILL YOU PASS OUT. GOD.”