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well, crap. why do I always forget that I’m allergic to carrots?

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Now my lips are swollen and my throat itches.

*lesigh*

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I’m Caitlin, and I’m an aspiring novelist living in sunny Florida with my wonderful fiance and our spoiled little black cat. I’m often found making magic in theme parks, performing in local theatrical productions. or sewing highly impractical party dresses. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I’m indoors at home).

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