The Metaphor Girl

So last night Hiccup tried to eat part of a Starburst jelly bean bag and started choking.

First I freaked out a little bit.

Then I turned to my friend and said “HOW DO YOU DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON A CAT?!”

Then I lol’d.

(He was fine. I don’t even know if it was the wrapper; he was eating his kitty kibble and running around in the kitchen and I think the excitement was getting to him. He wheezed like six times and then was fine.)

(Although I did dream last night that he kept eating pen caps.)