I went to a writer’s workshop today

-Only in the south would you have a writer’s workshop at a catfish restaurant.

-No, I did not eat any catfish.

-I did eat a fried pecan pie. Again, it’s the south.

-I was the youngest one there.

-There are several different versions of self-publishing, and some actually might be a viable option for me if traditional publishing doesn’t work out.

-One of the speakers kept loudly commenting about my baby. Because she thought I was pregnant. Really?! Twenty points from Caitlin’s Self Esteem.

-The speaker who talked about character development was pretty awesome.

-I am way mahead of the curve compared to all the older people when it comes to blogging.

-I might have accidentally sent a lot of nice middle aged ladies to Tumblr. God bless their souls. I should have warned them about what it was like.

-Someone called me Kristen.

-I was invited to join the writer’s group. Yay!

-I went to Target afterwards, to buy a notebook and a lunchbox and shaving cream for my bear my husband, and I had just gotten into my car, the Book of Mormon soundtrack blaring, when I look across the parking lot to see OMG MORMONS.

No, seriously, it was a like a clown car of nice Mormon boys. And this boy in a purple tee shirt was talking to them and he hugged one of them round the neck and the show finale was blaring and I was like “THIS IS AWESOME.”

-Now I am cleaning my house without wearing any pants.

I AM PUTTING ON MY GROWNUP KNICKERS.

I spent all morning in the social security office and the DMV.

I spent an hour with a roomful of seventh graders.

I spent two and a half hours corralling first graders all over campus.

but I am going to go running anyway.

And then I will come home and make stir fry so my husband can have a nice healthy dinner.

(The man would live on grilled cheesuses and Taco Bell if I let him.)

And then I am going to sew a business professional skirt so I can wear it tomorrow.

TODAY I WILL BE A GROWN UP.

so I might have just purchased Rachel Berry’s I Feel Pretty/Unprettydress…

I probably should not have purchased it.

Buuuut…

I just pitched a large chunk of my wardrobe (seriously, when you stop growing at the age of twelve, clothing just accumulates) and I chucked most of my casual dresses.

Plus, I was planning on putting together some new outfits for my Disney World trip in October, so I’m going to save it for that.

Plus plus, I checked over le finances with el husbando, and P gave me the okay.

SO YEAH NOW I’M JUST SUPER EXCITED.

IT SHALL ARRIVE IN 5-10 BUSINESS DAYS.

*waits by the front door*