I love thy ease of selection.
I love thy lack of pushy salespeople.
I love thy gift of parking it on my couch instead of driving all over town.
I love wearing mine pajamas whilst perusing.
I love thy Labor Day promo codes.
I just bought three pairs of pants, three skirts, three tops, five skivvies, and a pair of shoes for roughly $200.
Part of me is mad that I have to spend so much money on nice sensible teachery clothes instead of fun exciting clothes.
But part of me is still going “WHEE I LOVE SHOPPING THIS IS FUN!!!1!1!!”