-bemoaning over the lack of Hocus Pocus on Netflix Instant
-bickering over whether I’m going to make him watch The Others (my favorite “scary” movie) with me
-handing out candy (he has the candy, I hold the cat)
-making hard cider pork chops with apples and onions, mashed potatoes, and steamed carrots
-and then he’s going to the midnight premiere for Uncharted 3 while I frantically try to come up with a plot for NaNoWriMo
ANYONE WANT TO GIVE ME A PLOT IDEA FOR NANOWRIMO? I DON’T LIKE MY OLD ONE…
I don’t like my NaNo idea anymore.
Well, I kind of do, but I don’t know what to do with it.
Anyone have ideas for a super awesome ghost story? I have my characters planned, but no real plot for them.
I am a terrible writer.
klemonademouth replied to your photo: My face, upon tasting butterbeer for the first…
I snorted at the “lady of derp” comment.
I AM A LADY OF DERP.
I have some horrendous pictures.
There’s only like five ingredients, you press it into a shallow metal pan, you bake, voila!
Buttery and delicious. 😀
I love you and your fuzzy little tummy and your big kitten eyes and the way you open the bedroom door to snuggle in the mornings. You are the perfect furbaby.
But when you pee on everything I love, don’t be surprised when Mommy calls you a little bastard and puts you in bathroom timeout for a while.
love, Mommy (who is tired of washing the comforter)
PS: Daddy and I are getting you fixed. Love you!
1st Grade Girl: Miss Caitlin, I really like my mom.
Me: Well, that’s very good! You should tell her that.
1st Grade Girl: And I sneezed twice during Bible.
Me: Did you have your hand up?
7th Grade Boy: Oh, no, I don’t have a polar bear. Question. I mean question.
He also wanted to know if Europe was in England or in France.
There are not enough facepalms.
- Community theatre
- Baked potatoes
- Ron Swanson
- a very dilapidated 12-passenger van
- the zombies also had a 12-passenger van, but theirs was red and shiny
- a high speed chase in a 12-passenger van
- Kurt and Blaine
- a Halloween party in a very large Target store
(did I mention I was driving the getaway van? Not the zombie one, the other one.)