Monthly Archives: October 2011

how P and I are celebrating Halloween

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-bemoaning over the lack of Hocus Pocus on Netflix Instant

-bickering over whether I’m going to make him watch The Others (my favorite “scary” movie) with me

-handing out candy (he has the candy, I hold the cat)

-making hard cider pork chops with apples and onions, mashed potatoes, and steamed carrots

-and then he’s going to the midnight premiere for Uncharted 3 while I frantically try to come up with a plot for NaNoWriMo

ANYONE WANT TO GIVE ME A PLOT IDEA FOR NANOWRIMO? I DON’T LIKE MY OLD ONE…

a letter to my cat

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dear cat,

I love you and your fuzzy little tummy and your big kitten eyes and the way you open the bedroom door to snuggle in the mornings. You are the perfect furbaby.

But when you pee on everything I love, don’t be surprised when Mommy calls you a little bastard and puts you in bathroom timeout for a while.

love, Mommy (who is tired of washing the comforter)

PS: Daddy and I are getting you fixed. Love you!

things involved in my dream last night

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  • Camping

  • Community theatre

  • Zombies

  • Baked potatoes

  • Ron Swanson

  • a very dilapidated 12-passenger van

  • the zombies also had a 12-passenger van, but theirs was red and shiny

  • a high speed chase in a 12-passenger van

  • Kurt and Blaine

  • a Halloween party in a very large Target store

  • babysitting
(did I mention I was driving the getaway van? Not the zombie one, the other one.)