You saw a hispter’s penis? I am confused. I feel like this comes with a hilarious story and you need to share, please:)

So I was driving around in a downtown-ish neighborhood area, and going slowly because it was a very narrow street with a lot of cars parked on the side.

And as I drove past a house, there was a blond hipster man clad only in a green button up shirt. No pants. No underwear. Just his twinkletube hanging out for all to see.

He saw my car inching past and hesitated, trying to hide, and then he just walked out and flicked me off.

And I was like “pardon me, sir, don’t look at me like that, you’re the one displaying your man bits.”



This dress is so wrinkly. I AM A FAILURE OF A GROWNUP.

But I wore this dress for the second day of the educator’s conference, since it’s high-necked and long enough, and the upper elementary principal pointed out with much delight that it looks like a Starfleet uniform. AND SURE ENOUGH IT DOES. I need to get one of the fancy pins to complete the look.

And again, I really wanted to wear my peep-toe flats before it got too cold to wear them without tights! But these are my beloved Seychelles Pansy flats. I have them in the cream color too, but I’m saving them. Or at least until spring.

Also, I am very pleased with my hair. It pleases me.

Dress: Be Carmine dress via Modcloth
Shoes: Seychelles Pansy flats
Headband: Forever 21

Nail Polish: none!
Perfume of the Day: Vera Wang Glam Princess

Retro Beauty


This dress makes me feel lovely. I don’t know if it’s the demure style, or the grown-up colors, or the fact that the first time I tried it on I couldn’t get it to button, the second time it fit, and the third time it fit even better, but I really love it.

I had to go to a TACS educator’s conference. As you’ve probably guessed, it was SO BORING. And since it’s the Tennessee Association of Christian Schools, the dress code is super modest. And, I mean, it’s not like I dress like Whorey McSlutSlut, but I have a lot of boob and tend to wear above-the-knee skirts. This dress, with its ladylike neckline and longer skirt, worked perfectly- although next time I think I’ll wear a cami, because if you saw me at juuuust the right side angle you could see some boob lines. OH WELL. GOLD STAR FOR TRYING, RIGHT?

Also, my hair looked better as the day went on. It was still kind of wet and frizzy at this point, and oops, the headband is the wrong shade of navy, but oh well. It softened and got prettier later.

Also, I had delicious Mexican food.

Dress: Forever 21 via eBay
Shoes: Payless Shoe Source (kid’s department)
Headband: Goody’s

Nail Polish: none!
Perfume of the Day: Miss Dior Cherie

Tuesday’s Ten: Why I Blog My Outfits

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, and thought it would be an interesting topic for a Tuesday’s Ten! (Or at least not completely boring. Maybe? Maybe.)

Anyways, fashion blogging is such a weird thing. Ten years ago, I seriously doubt there were many people making entire internet journals devoted to their wardrobe, and now it’s still a really odd concept that people can blog about what they wore to the grocery store and somehow get invited to New York Fashion Week. I mean, not a bad thing at all, but…when you stop and analyze it, it’s like “…whoa.”

So why am I blogging about my outfits? I’m sure you’ve figured out by now that I will never be invited to New York Fashion Week (or asked to become a photographer, because that’s clearly not one of my gifts in life), so why do I do it?

#1: It’s a Self Esteem Thing

I am, um, not known for feeling good about myself. Ever. Most of the time I still feel like the kid I was in high school- dumpy, shapeless, frizzy-headed, bespectacled, poorly dressed. I wore a lot of tight tee shirts and jeans that were too long, but too tight across the butt. And in college I was still tremendously awkward, since I chose to dress in baby doll tops that made me look super pregnant. (Did I mention I’ve always been overweight? Because yeah. I’ve always been overweight. I was at my heaviest as a college freshman, and man, it was bad. At that point, I was about sixty pounds over my ideal, doctor-recommended weight.)

Taking pictures of my outfits has helped me feel like…well, like I’m not as dorky as I used to be. I’ll always be nerdy and socially awkward, but at least I can look at myself in the mirror and not cringe. I know how I look, and it makes me feel confident about sending myself out in the world.

#2: I Can Figure Out if I Look Like a Weirdo

Again…I’ve never been good about all of this dressing nicely thing. I have a tendency to pair up really weird things and wear it several times, thinking it’s awesome until one day I catch a glimpse of it and think “holy crap, I left the house in this?!” Taking a picture helps me see if I look like a doofus, and not just when I stand in front of a mirror facing in just one direction with my stomach sucked in. Pictures are a lot more honest.

#3: It Motivates Me to Dress Better

Because some days I want throw my hands up in the air and wear an ill-fitting old knit dress with broken down ballet flats and my hair in an unkempt ponytail. And then I tell myself “self, no. You are better than a cheap knit dress with pilling under the armpits and ballet flats you purchased in 2006. You can do better than this, and you deserve to do better.”

#4: I Actually Wear Makeup Now

I never wore makeup in college. When I started working at the bridal shop, I would sigh and make myself put on moisturizer, concealer, chapstick, and mascara. And that was it. I just…didn’t care.

Now I wear makeup not because I feel like I have something to hide, but because it’s fun for me. I like getting dolled up, and it’s more fun to do it every day than to just save it for a rare special occasion.

#5: It Helps Me Remember Cool Outfits

Do you ever come up with a cool outfit, and really like it, and then forget about what you actually wore? Now I won’t forget! And I won’t forget and rewear that same outfit every Tuesday for a month.

(When I was in middle school, I wore the same pair of overalls to every Bible quiz meet I attended. Some people thought those were the only pants I owned. I was just trying to be a hip kid of the late ’90s, like one of those nifty Babysitters Club girls. Claudia and Stacey wore overalls, right?)

#6: It Reminds Me to Be Grateful

One of the follies of reading fashion blogs is envy. It’s easy to read about bloggers with immense wardrobes, free outfits from fancy brands, invitations to parties, all that sort of thing. I must admit that when I first started reading fashion blogs I would gaze wistfully at their exquisitely put-together outfits and yearn for a closet filled with marvelous clothes and a veritable Noah’s Ark of shoes. But you know what? It doesn’t matter. I have lots of fun clothes and shoes, and while I might not shop exclusively at Nordstrom and Anthropologie, I like what I wear, and I’m lucky that I have what I have.

#7: I Need to Practice Taking Pictures

Have you seen my Facebook photos? I look like one giant derp. I mean, I try to smile all pretty and stuff and then I end up looking like this:

#8: I’m Starting to Develop a Style (Kind Of)

Remember when I said I was awkward in high school? Yeah. I wore a uniform for most of high school, so my weekend clothes were pretty whatever. And my senior year school had a strict dress code, so khakis and ill-fitting polos it was. When I got into college, I started off with graphic tee shirts (usually with cartoon characters on them, worn unironically) and jeans that were a mile too long. Later that became too-short baby doll dress, leggings, and ballet flats (read: I dressed like a toddler).

I still wear dresses 95% of the time, but I don’t feel like a toddler quite so much. (Okay, so maybe I should stop trying to make the saddle shoes work attire, but still.) I dress kind of like Rachel Berry from Glee, but do you know what? I like what I’m wearing, I know what styles I gravitate towards, and I’m getting better at dressing my body type. I call that a win.

(although seriously, I am one bad animal sweater away from becoming Rachel Berry).

#9: It’s Helping Me Socialize

Blogging my outfits and posting them to Flickr groups gives me a chance to push past my social anxiety and talk to people. And when I go out in public, I have something to talk about. Someone asks where I got my nifty teal shoes and bam, conversation starter. I might clam up in social settings or start babbling helplessly, but ask me about my nail polish and I’m like “yay, I can handle this!”

#10: It’s Fun

Seriously. It’s fun. I’m having a jolly time.



I figured I had better wear these shoes while I still could! Tennessee gets so unpredictable about its weather- it might be sunny and warm and 80 degrees today, and freezing cold the next. And these shoes are so stinkin’ cute. I bought them in the Modcloth 70% sale, which is basically my favorite time of the year ever. These shoes were originally $32.99, and I got them for $8.99! Which is lovely and exciting.

This was a weird, laidback sort of week, since the kids are off Thursday and Friday while the teachers are at an educator’s conference, so we’re just taking a few days to play around with accents and character voices. I made them watch clips of my favorite voice actors and it was awesome!

Top: Old Navy
Skirt: Gap
Shoes: Modcloth Stylish Steps Flat in Musical
Belt: Modcloth

Nail Polish: none!
Perfume of the Day: Harajuku Lovers Lil Angel

Teal the Cows Come Home


That’s the name of my nail polish, and it’s so cute that I couldn’t resist.

This skirt reminds me of a hot air balloon. And it’s so comfy! And poofy! I love it.

I actually didn’t wear this outfit for very long today. I worked in the library and taught theatre arts (day 2 of voice acting- we talked about accents!), and then I changed into shorts and a tee shirt for rehearsal. P and I were going to move some furniture after work, but that didn’t pan out. I still looked decently cute, though! I think!

Skirt: Modcloth Aerial Ribbon Skirt via eBay
Cami: Old Navy
Cardigan: Forever 21
Shoes: Seychelles Kiss at Midnight via Ross
Headband: Claire’s

Nail Polish: OPI Teal the Cows Come Home
Perfume of the Day: Harajuku Lovers Love

I know you’ve mentioned working at Disney before. Best Disney memory? (Either during a trip or as a cast member.) Do you like the characters? Have a favorite? (i.e. I love Stitch, but meeting Beast was probably the coolest part of my last trip there.)

Probably the day in my first college program when I was sent out to open at front usher at the Great Movie Ride for park open. Mickey walked out from the back to get ready for rope drop, and he saluted me. Just me. I nearly cried.

AND I LOVE THE CHARACTERS. Alice and Ariel are my favorite characters in general, but the stepsisters are probably the best characters to meet. And I met Merida on my trip back in June!

(we have the same hair)

The Panem Bobbysoxer


I don’t…I don’t even know what this outfit is. I didn’t have to teach today- I just had to shelve books and do Narnia rehearsal- so I just wanted to be comfortable. And….I was. Which balanced out the fact that I was wearing a miniskirt, cropped leggings, and saddle shoes. I look about ten.

I also put my hair in a sideways inside-out french braid. The Katniss braid. And so…I stuck my Mockingjay pin in my hair. So yeah. I’m the 1950s version of Katniss. I guess. I don’t know.

In any case, after work I made my dad’s birthday cake- milk chocolate chocolate chip cake with a whipped cream/cream cheese frosting. So. Good. OMG.

Top: Old Navy
Skirt: Forever 21 via eBay
Leggings: Forever 21
Socks: We Love Colors via eBay
Shoes: Keds via eBay
Pin: Walmart

Nail Polish: Sinful Colors All About You
Perfume of the Day: Harajuku Lovers G

So Vain


This outfit makes me so happy for a simple, silly, vain reason- I look so skinny! I’ve been slowly losing weight, and this outfit highlights how much I’ve lost, and it makes me so excited.

I feel very punky in this outfit. Not that I’m really hardcore or a punk, but…it’s a slightly edgier outfit than I usually wear. And by that I mean it’s not pink or fluffy or pastel-y. If that’s a word. I don’t think it is.

I had a fantastic Narnia rehearsal with my kids today! I’m so proud of them. They’re all just adorable and awesome. But I’m looking forward to the weekend like you wouldn’t believe! I need a nap like whoa.

Dress: Forever 21 via eBay
Leggings: Modcloth Looks Like Fun leggings
Boots: Blowfish Aerins via eBay
Necklace: American Eagle

Nail Polish: Sinful Colors It’s All About You
Perfume of the Day: Harajuku Lovers Super G