You saw a hispter’s penis? I am confused. I feel like this comes with a hilarious story and you need to share, please:)
So I was driving around in a downtown-ish neighborhood area, and going slowly because it was a very narrow street with a lot of cars parked on the side.
And as I drove past a house, there was a blond hipster man clad only in a green button up shirt. No pants. No underwear. Just his twinkletube hanging out for all to see.
He saw my car inching past and hesitated, trying to hide, and then he just walked out and flicked me off.
And I was like “pardon me, sir, don’t look at me like that, you’re the one displaying your man bits.”