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oh my lord I’m proctoring SAT tests and I have to drink a ton of water because I have to read so much stuff but now I really have to pee and I don’t get another break for an hour please pray for my bladder.

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I’m Caitlin, and I’m finally coming through the other side of my quarter-life crisis. I live in Florida with my spoiled little cats, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock IV and Astrid Cagney Hofferson. I had the privilege of working at the Great Movie Ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios for four years and was part of the closing team, so you might have seen me as a tour guide, Mugsi Toccata, or Kate Durango. I’m now currently a guide at Kilimanjaro Safaris. When I’m not driving around in circles pointing at four different kinds of antelopes, I’m often found performing in local theatrical productions. or spending time with my giant boyfriend. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I’m indoors at home).

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“Please bless Rufus, and Teddy, and all the kids at the orphanage. And please let someone find my bottle. There's a message in it. Because running away isn't working. Amen.” #halfwaytohalloween #halfway2halloween #rescuers #penny #disneymagicmoments #pennycosplay

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The first time I do my hair and makeup in months, and oops I’m Anne Shirley. (Really it was for a super cool project that should be debuting next week, but I will take any excuse to become Anne Shirley. The project is not actually related to Anne, it’s the exact opposite, but these kinds of things seem to happen to me.)

Happy May the Fourth, Kylo. Mom says you’re grounded. #maythefourthbewithyou #maythefourth #generalleiaorgana

Happy 31st to the Hollywood that never was, but always will be! You were my first park, and like we Movie Riders always say, “if all else fails, say ‘James Cagney’.” I mean...”there’s no place like home.” #greatmovieride #disneyshollywoodstudios #thelittlesttourguide #slowmovingtramfam

Happy birthday to the handsome man of my dreams!! A quarantine birthday doesn’t seem like a real birthday, but we’ll party when this is all over, and in the meantime there’s no one else I’d want to self isolate with!! ❤️❤️❤️

I have approximately 80 million things to sew during the rest of this quarantine. At least I have a vest for the Man in the Yellow Suit ready for a fitting! (Whenever that can happen, that is. You have to be closer than six feet to pin somebody.) Also real talk: buying bedsheets and curtains are cheaper than buying muslin and embroidered organza by the yard. #tuckeverlasting #mlptuckeverlasting #manintheyellowsuit #maetuck #tuckeverlastingcostume #simplicity8195 #ineedahashtagforthisproject

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It’s a little late for #tucktuesday, but look at this flock of Winnie Fosters! (And a wild choreographer appears in the background) Why are there so many Winnies? You’ll have to get your tickets and see the show this spring! (Also we’re missing Winnie no. 5- it really is a flock of Winnie Fosters!) #tuckeverlasting #mlptuckeverlasting

Last year @poisonapplecosplay ran her first 5k with me; this year was her first 10K! I should have done a Baymax shirt instead of Flynn because I definitely wasn’t fast, but I finished! (In my defense, I had to go to work immediately after 😂) Already thinking about the next race! #princesshalf #disneyprincess10k #disneyprincess10k2020

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