A little boy was too short to ride. His father was angry. His response when I repeated he couldn’t ride?

“I’m from New York! I’d let him ride!”

I really wanted to be like “YOU’RE FROM NEW YORK?? OH MY GOD THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.”

But I didn’t.

We had an IT convention with 5,000 nerds. Who were all given free booze.

We had a forty minute wait and four code Vs in the span of an hour.

Also some drunk nerds talked to each other about how they would totally have sex with me. WHILE I WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE. I was like “guys, you’re not really doing a good job whispering.”

And I got my fourth GSF card!