Grown Ass Man: Give us front row.
Me: What’s the magic word?
Grown Ass Man: I dunno.
Me: …
*I turn to his kid*
Me: Do you know what the magic word is?
Kid: *shrugs*
Me: Seriously?
Grown Ass Man: Mickey Mouse?
*I wait until they say please before I let them in*

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