The Metaphor Girl

So I dreamed last night that I picked up an extra hours shift at the Prime Time Cafe, but they wouldn’t give me a costume so I was there in my Star Tours getup, and I wasn’t there five minutes before a girl cut off her ENTIRE FINGER and no one was paying attention and I was trying to do everything at once and then all of a sudden a giant fell through the roof and through the floor because apparently there was a stage show in the basement so no one batted an eye but I was like ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT ALSO HAS ANYONE FOUND THE KID’S FINGER and I was so frazzled and then I woke up and let me tell you that dream made me really tired