Man: “What direction this ride?”
Me: (thinking) North? South? wtf I do not have a compass.
Me: (aloud) “It’s a slow moving tram ride.”
Man: “What direction this ride?”
Me: “…Slow?”
Man: “WHAT DIRECTION THIS RIDE?”
Me: “Well, this is the entrance, so you walk through the line, and then you get to the loading dock-”
Man: “HOW LONG THIS RIDE??”
Me: “Twenty-two minutes?”
*ten minutes later*
Me: “DURATION HE MEANT DURATION.”