So this girl in row six puked in her bag. Super gross. She leaves, we call custodial, life goes on.
An hour later she comes back looking for her bag. Her Raybans were in there. In the puke bag. She wants them back.
It took an hour of phone calls before we confirmed that yes, because…
And I was the one that picked it up thinking it was lost and found…
OH LORD IT GOT WORSE I AM SO SORRY.
There was also that time Daryl was handed a bag of pee…
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT DARYL’S PEE BAG.