#1: What’s your middle name?
Elizabeth, which I vastly prefer to my first name. In all honesty, I would rather use Elizabeth as my first name, and then use Elsa or Elle as my nickname.
#5: What’s your favorite color?
#10: What shoe size are you?
Like a 6 and a half…but I can also wear kids’ shoes. It’s slightly embarrassing. But also cheaper.
#15: Favorite song?
It changes! But at the moment it’s “King of Anything” by Sara Bareilles. It’s a great car singalong song.
#20: Are you religious?
I used to be; now I consider myself a lapsed Protestant.
#25: What color socks are you wearing?
NONE SOCKS ARE THE WORST.
#30: How many pillows do you sleep with?
#35: Have you ever tried archery?
One time I used a paintball slingshot and I stepped on a rusty nail and it was Christmas Eve and I cried because I thought I would have to go to the ER and ruin everyone’s Christmas.
#40: Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I did in the sixth grade, when I was at my worst ugly duckling stage. I was so excited. They left index card notes inside my books.
Turns out it was a classmate’s older sister who wanted to fuck with the loser in her brother’s class.
I cried for days.
#45: What is your favorite accent?
To listen to? Irish and Scottish accents. To do myself? Southern. I have an amazing southern accent. I even did a whole show like that once.
#50: Left or right handed?
#55: Most used phrase?
#60: Do you talk to yourself?
Dear god, yes. All the time.
#65: Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
#70: Have you ever been scuba diving?
Nope, and I would be terrible at it. I don’t swim so much as I flounder.
#75: Have you ever started a rumor?
When I was in kindergarten I told everyone I was a tap dancer. And also that I was a mermaid on the weekends. BUT ONLY WEEKENDS THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T SEE MY FINS.
#80: How many piercings do you have?
I got my ears pierced when I was fourteen. But I accidentally fucked them up (that’s a good story…) and I never wear earrings, so…I might as well have no piercings.
#85: What color are your eyes?
Bluish grayish goldish nonsense.
#90: What makes you angry?
#95: What are your weaknesses?
#100: Color of your room?
White, blush pink, and gray