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Me: “Hiccup, is that a bug bite? Oh, wait, I think that’s a boy nipple.”
Hiccup: “Mom. I am going to kill you in your sleep.” (at The Dollhouse)

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I’m Caitlin, and I’m finally coming through the other side of my quarter-life crisis. I live in Florida with my spoiled little cats, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock IV and Astrid Cagney Hofferson. I had the privilege of working at the Great Movie Ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios for four years and was part of the closing team, so you might have seen me as a tour guide, Mugsi Toccata, or Kate Durango. I’m now currently a guide at Kilimanjaro Safaris. When I’m not driving around in circles pointing at four different kinds of antelopes, I’m often found performing in local theatrical productions. or spending time with my giant boyfriend. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I’m indoors at home).

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Current mood. (Charley’s Aunt opens on Friday. Yikes on 🚲🚲🚲)

I took a pilgrimage on this most blessed of days (cast member discount till the 15th!)

My Facebook memories are A Mood today #thelittlestmugsi #greatmovieride

“Father, no! I’m indecent!” Here I am as #mediaequitypatricia from Carousel of Progress. I mean...Kitty Verdun in Charley’s Aunt. #carouselofprogress #kittyverdun #charleysaunt

It’s official!! #disneycastmember #kilimanjarosafaris #thelittlestsimbaone #greatmovieride #thelittlestmugsi #thelittlestbandit #88789 #startours #youhaveall40

Pro tip: don’t put your script in the front of your overalls because your script will fall straight down and then you and @jillianmhoward will laugh for the next eight minutes. Also pro tip: wearing a corset and overalls together is a bad idea. #charleysaunt #kittyverdun #mayonnaise?

It’s a big day! I might not have gotten my official pin, but five years ago today I was in Traditions, getting ready to start my Disney career. I started as part time at Star Tours, got full time in six months, and trained at Great Movie Ride the following spring. I was fortunate enough to be a tour guide, a gangster, a bandit, a trainer (sometimes a trainer wearing gangster heels because I got pulled and forgot my sneakers), and, for a brief and shining moment, a Hurray for Hollywood facilitator. (And PAC. There was a lot of PAC.) Now I’m a safari guide and a Yes facilitator. It’s been a great five years, and I can’t wait to see how far my Disney journey will take me. #thelittlestmugsi #thelittlestbandit #greatmovieride #kilimanjarosafaris #thelittlestsimbaone #disneycastmember

Nobody on the savanna understands; none of my closest friends even have hands #thelittlestsimbaone #kilimajarosafaris #disneycastmember @meangirlsbway

brb, running to ride Slinky Dog (y’all it’s a lot of fun and I can’t wait for the land to officially open) 📸: @cstratohmy

Me: “Can I get a Han Solo cup?” Waitress: “Girl, I don’t know Star Trek! I’ll ask.” (@shaneisrad this cup is yours since he’s your fave)

When you want to see a movie after work but the only clothes in your car are Wedding Singer costumes and you don’t have shoes (also @shaneisrad took this picture which is why I look a million miles away)

Gertrude was my dream role and I’d do the show again in a heartbeat #tonydreaming

It’s the Tonys, so I’m dressed up as Elsa’s act two adventure pants #tonys #tonyawards #elsasadventurepants #frozenbroadway

I walked up to the counter with my fabric and the cutter said “oh, so Elsa?” #yesitselsa #butlikeEXTRAelsa

I had my first real Orlando Fringe experience last night!! It was great and I am tired. (I saw SH#IT the Musical and Vampire Lesbians of Sodom)

I’m thinking about selling some of my costumes/cosplays/Dapper Day outfits- would anyone be interested in buying them (if you scroll through my instagram you can see more of my projects; I think the only one I’m definitely not going to sell is Gertrude McFuzz so message me if anything strikes your fancy!) #cosplay #costume #disneycosplay #disneycostume #buyhandmade #cinderella #frozen #peterpan #wendydarling #wreckitralph #vanellope #howtotrainyourdragon #astrid #kristoff #elsa #janeausten #amymarch #littlewomen #eilonwy #blackcauldron #penny #therescuers

I love taking on projects- sometimes projects that are a little too big. The first time I costumed Wedding Singer, I wasn’t prepared for the task. This time I was more than ready, and I was so lucky to have a great cast to work with. I stayed super under budget and put together a total of 201 different costume changes. And not only that, but I also performed in the show. Dancing is not my strongest suit and I know it, so I worked really hard on the multiple (intense) dance numbers and even though I sprained my ankle two weeks before we opened, I danced anyway and I’m happy with how I did. And now...onto the next shows!!

Hello, how are you, welcome to my swamp. #castmemberproblems #kilimanjarosafaris #thelittlestsimbaone

Everything is better when you’re wearing a cloud of rainbow tulle

We have no fun at The Wedding Singer. No fun at all. It’s all very serious. #partylikeits1985 (come see our final weekend of shows!)

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