Guy: “We had fastpasses for Kali River Rapids, and it broke down, and they said we could use our fastpasses for any other attraction, so…”
Me: “…”
Guy: “…”
Me: “Yeah, that’s out of my jurisdiction…that’s a completely different park…”
Guy: “LET ME JUST SCAN MY FASTPASS THOUGH.”
*He does. I silently show him the iPad that says “no selections made”
Guy: “Huh. Okay.”