bri-ecrit:

watchoutforfallingdinosaurs:

feistypaants:

i’m only 22 and i never get carded.

why didn’t i use this super power in college before i was 21.

buying two huge bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka and you dont card me

do i look that old

Meanwhile I’m over here getting carded just for like walking into the store lol

I’m personally offended every time I get carded because I’ve looked like I’m in my mid-30s since I was about 19.

I get carded for buying cough syrup…and for R-rated movies…

So every day at GMR we have the question of the day. Today’s question is comedy gold. Because in our script we have to say “ready when you are, CB!” before we pull out from dock, but these options are glorious.

(My answer is in the upper right corner. But my favorite answer is probably “Hodor.”)