Hiccup won’t stop staring at himself on Tumblr. #youreakittennotaviking (at The Dollhouse)
i’m only 22 and i never get carded.
why didn’t i use this super power in college before i was 21.
buying two huge bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka and you dont card me
do i look that old
Meanwhile I’m over here getting carded just for like walking into the store lol
I’m personally offended every time I get carded because I’ve looked like I’m in my mid-30s since I was about 19.
I get carded for buying cough syrup…and for R-rated movies…
Sometimes I am an adult, and sometimes I play in Magic Kingdom till midnight and eat strawberry shortcake. #singlegirlsdowhattheywant (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)
Hiccup would like you to know that his only intention was to steal his mama’s pillow, and that if he was snuggling with Winston it was purely by accident. (at The Dollhouse)
Tina and Louise Belcher are causing mayhem at the starport today! (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)
“I’d date me,” I say as I eat the center of a half thawed frozen entire cheesecake.
Today’s #tbt is for my adorable mother, who’s celebrating her birthday!! This was from Not So Scary last year, and she’s hands down the cutest fairy godmother ever.
Thank you, my personal healthcare companion for getting me through this round of the flu. I’m functioning enough to see Mockingjay tonight! (at The Dollhouse)
Sorry about the delay, folks, but I don’t wanna wun a wed light.
So every day at GMR we have the question of the day. Today’s question is comedy gold. Because in our script we have to say “ready when you are, CB!” before we pull out from dock, but these options are glorious.
(My answer is in the upper right corner. But my favorite answer is probably “Hodor.”)