A party of six stopped me from loading because they had to examine every pair of flight glasses, and when they finally made their choices THEY PULLED OUT HAND SANITIZER AND CLEANED THE LENSES.

I was like “we do clean those, you know; they’re used once and then we run them through a giant dishwasher.”

They were like “oh…we didn’t think you cleaned them.”

I CANNOT ROLL MY EYES HARD ENOUGH.