So every day at GMR we have the question of the day. Today’s question is comedy gold. Because in our script we have to say “ready when you are, CB!” before we pull out from dock, but these options are glorious.

(My answer is in the upper right corner. But my favorite answer is probably “Hodor.”)

A new kind of weird at Star Tours

A party of six stopped me from loading because they had to examine every pair of flight glasses, and when they finally made their choices THEY PULLED OUT HAND SANITIZER AND CLEANED THE LENSES.

I was like “we do clean those, you know; they’re used once and then we run them through a giant dishwasher.”

They were like “oh…we didn’t think you cleaned them.”

I CANNOT ROLL MY EYES HARD ENOUGH.