themetaphorgirl:

Me: “Hi there! Party of three? Here’s your flight glasses, we’ll find a gate for y’all.”

Ten Year Old Boy: “Do they pay you to talk like that?”

Me: “…no. I just naturally talk like Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls.”

oh my god Josh just said I should have answered with “DO THEY PAY YOU TO WEAR THAT MASK? OH WAIT THAT’S YOUR FACE.”

That would have gone over real well, I’m sure.