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I woke up to this little face leaning over me. “Mama. Mama. I defeated it. I defeated the Christmas shirt.” (at The Dollhouse)

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I’m Caitlin, and I’m finally coming through the other side of my quarter-life crisis. I live in Florida with my spoiled little cats, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock IV and Astrid Cagney Hofferson. I had the privilege of working at the Great Movie Ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios for four years and was part of the closing team, so you might have seen me as a tour guide, Mugsi Toccata, or Kate Durango. I’m now currently a guide at Kilimanjaro Safaris. When I’m not driving around in circles pointing at four different kinds of antelopes, I’m often found performing in local theatrical productions. or spending time with my giant boyfriend. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I’m indoors at home).

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Thanks, Disney, for making a shirt just for me #shortpeopleproblems

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It’s #nationalcatday, so here’s my two children getting caught where they clearly shouldn’t be. Astrid is ashamed and full of regret, and Hiccup doesn’t care at all. #hiccupthecat #astridthekitten

Trying to be at two dress rehearsals at once. The struggle is real. #drood #mysteryofedwindrood #florencegill #springawakening

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Evil Dead closed a year ago today so please enjoy one of my favorite bits. #evildead #evildeadthemusical #cherylinthecellar #cherylwilliams

The outburst I had at Joann’s is not reflective of who I am.

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I’d like to think that if Mugsi Toccata ever did get that jewel, she’d retire from her life of crime and settle down in a nice little village. (But who are we kidding, she’d definitely return to crime.) Happy Great Movie Pride Day (a day late). #greatmovieride #thelittlestmugsi #astheanubisdoorturns

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