-I’ve done three shows (plus two dead ones, but that doesn’t count)
-someone has barfed
-the people in my row one made fun of me for the entirety of my show
-the people in my row twelve liked me so much they took a selfie with me
it is now 2:25 in the afternoon and:
-I have done seven shows
-a guest jumped off a vehicle and ran down the track
-we have a 75 minute wait
-another group in rows 2 and 3 made fun of me for the whole show. Listen, y’all, I don’t speak Spanish but I know when I’m being teased.
-a lady in row two sucked on her dentures for the entire show and I nearly code V’d.
-a bunch of kids started banging on an emergency exit door, that incidentally leads to our break room, so Sean banged back and made a baby cry in terror.