themetaphorgirl:

-it is 6:56 in the morning why are we here?

-I have coffee and an energy drink. I should combine them.

-“Whoever scheduled Keisha at 7:15 is a really sexy tumor.”

-Matt is eating four cheeseburgers for breakfast.

-“I have Taylor Swift stuck in my head.” “Just shake it…

More updates:

-I am eating more pizza.

-also Cathy brought us M&Ms.

-*pointing to Mary Poppins* “Can anyone tell me what movie this is?” “Footlight Parade?” No, dude, that was three movies ago.

-Suzy got Famous Amos cookies and I totally thought she said Famous Anus. Oops.

-Somebody barfed on a vehicle.

-Apparently somebody barfed on the track all the way through Mummies to Tarzan and we had to close to clean it. Still not as bad as the kid who once barfed from Alien to Finale.

-Tim Allen was here! He was nice.

-I’ve done six shows so far.

Postcards from the edge: GMR in the height of holiday crowd madness