Well, I was going to try to be productive, but there’s a cuddle bug curled up on my foot and purring. Plus he has control of the remote. #hiccupthecat #catsofinstagram (at The Dollhouse)

actual quotes from GMR

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“Speaking of cartoon butts…”

“Eddie Redmayne has a Tony and an Oscar and all I have is this fucking pop tart.”

“I don’t want nipples in my juice, thanks.”

actual guest question

“Where’s the Toys R Us ride?”

(Toy Story.

She meant Toy Story.)

Hiccup is rather alarmed to find a mini version of himself on his back. #hiccupthecat #catsofinstagram (at The Dollhouse)

If you need me, I’ll be at the spaceport, sulking while dressed as the love child of a traffic cone and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)

Can we talk about how unfortunate it can be when you have normal glasses and sunglasses at the same time? (and then add 3D glasses on top of that; then I really look like a weirdo.) (at Streets of America)