Today is special…today I celebrate my first full year as a Movie Rider!! And I’m celebrating with a glorious 13.5 hour shift with my fantastic GMR family. #onceamovierider #slowmovingtramride #slowmovingtramfam #disneycastmember #greatmovieride #mediatourguide (at The Great Movie Ride)

Today is an almost 14 hour day. I have a bad case of Hermione hair (first year book version), I don’t have nearly enough coffee, I forgot my phone charger, and I am literally running holes into my shoes, but I made track talk again yesterday…and my name was spelled right!! #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)

why the signs are sad

Aries: Is extremely independent so all they know is to pile way too much pressure on themselves. They end up doubting their own abilities and are often never comforted because they’re always perceived as energetic & optimistic.
Taurus: Everyone depends on them because of their trustworthy demeanour. This means they bear the burden of their own and other peoples issues. Because of their stable nature, changes/natural stress can result in crippling anxiety.
Gemini: Is determined to keep up their bubbly façade. They try drown their own issues out with good times & long talks so they’re never alone with their own thoughts. Nobody knows about the internal identity crisis that is destroying them from the inside out.
Cancer: Tearing themselves apart trying to decide what they want in life. They dwell on the past and constantly can’t decide between their resentments and their fears. Theses contradictions often prove to be too hard to handle and make them prone to breakdowns.
Leo: Always worried about what the world thinks of them. They hide it well but they are very sensitive to the slightest comments & their ego is insatiable, often requiring them to over-think things and question themselves. Sadly, Leos value their dignity fiercely and will suffer in silence to keep their pride intact.
Virgo: Their thirst for knowledge and order have them constantly over-analysing every situation. Their brain is always striving for a purpose so without being assured that they are essential to someone, they can be left feeling useless & dejected. Barely anyone can sense their struggles because they are so detached. They appear cold and unapproachable when they are actually afraid of being hurt/rejected.
Libra: Consistently seeking peace and acceptance. They give themselves endlessly trying to make others happy and in the end are left asking who they really are. Because of this, they lack self-confidence and desperately try complete themselves through the approval of others. They’re always tired from trying to prove themselves but just can’t will themselves to stop.
Scorpio: Nearly always misunderstood. This aspect combined with their hesitance to trust leaves them with few people they can confide in. They’re very picky with who knows what about them because they feel secure with full control over a situation. When something goes wrong within their plan, they are intensely anxious over the result and keep their strong fear of failure hidden from everyone. They’re so bottled up that their emotions can hit them like a brick wall at any point, leaving them broken with nobody to talk to.
Sagittarius: Barely ever gets sad. So energetic and enthusiastic that they feel held back by emotional obligations and attachments. They perceive sad spells as wastes of energy and prefer to be seeking knowledge and exploring their world. On the rare occasion they are sad, it’s probably because of another persons selfish actions, still, their hurt won’t last long and they’ll come back learning a lot from the experience.
Capricorn: Constantly tiring themselves out while they try to prove themselves. Underneath their strong, collected exterior is an uninterrupted feeling that they are unworthy. Because they seek structure and approval, they need to be told that they are appreciated to sense the security they seek. Without acknowledgement from people around them they become vulnerable and will only continue to blame themselves.
Aquarius: Seemingly above emotions. They are driven by their intellect and will see things for what they are instead of over-thinking something and unnecessarily making themselves sad. Often, they will take the criticism and disagreements of others personally and with offence but the dejection usually won’t last long. Their biggest weakness is their detachment from others. This can lead to a disregard for other peoples feelings and eventually their own. Can be in denial about their sadness for a long time before they seek help.
Pisces: Has a knack for making things worse for themselves. Their sensitivity and loyalty often has them suffering for the sake of the people they love and leaving themselves no choice but to escape their own problems. Inside, their emotions are often extreme and conflicting so when they finally feel the weight of their issues, the aftermath can be severe. Their escapist ways of self-indulgence and procrastination only serve to amplify their sadness and unless they’re constantly stimulated by their situation, they can dangerously spiral into a routine of self-pity & negligence.


Spring Signs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini): They love food. All of them. Extremely enthusiastic about food.
Summer Signs (Cancer, Leo, Virgo): Huge nature people even though they prefer being indoors.
Fall Signs (Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius): FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE. WATCH OUT.
Winter Signs (Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces): Emotional roller coasters. Or emotionless roller coasters.

sarcastic, bright, lost. the most beautiful smiles i’ve ever seen. don’t know their own strength or their own value. kind to those that they care about.

cruel sometimes, unbelievably stubborn and extremely kind. uncompromising, bad with change, willing to settle. good taste in music, great taste in people.

needs reassurance often, always willing to help someone they know. hard workers, strong, athletic, intelligent. never trust that the people they love are going to stay.

withdrawn when worried, the brightest thing in the room when happy. bright laugh, naturally downturned lips, issues with expressing emotion. silver tongues but terrible at keeping friends.

golden like the sunlight, blinding like the sun. kind but harsh, perfect hair, willing to work for what they have. beautiful but sometimes unapproachable.

awkward but sweet, never seems to sleep, loves animals. hard to pin down emotionally, mentally, or physically. strong, capable, unwilling to sugarcoat anything for anyone.

athletic, fierce, independent. when they fall in love they never really fall out of it. a great friend, beautiful smiles, odd taste in food. when they stop something, they tend to not start again.

intelligent and determined, all hard edges and uncompromising ideals. physically fit, likes to help other people, animal lovers. extremely close to their family and friends.

strong pillars to lean on, supportive of others, good teachers. polite but not overly kind, caring but not overly involved. independent, gorgeous, extremely capable of doing basically anything.

sometimes too much to handle, extremely caring. always put themselves first. feel things deeply. strong eyebrows, bright eyes, big laugh. values material objects and family.

dislikes people as a whole, loves select individuals fiercely and unfailingly. harsh, very smart, materialistic. lazy but once they decide they want something they will go to the ends of the earth to get it.

dramatic, loud, fills up the whole room with their presence. bad days are really bad, good days are really good, there is not often an in between. lover of philosophy, deep thought, and beer.

the signs as i know them -(me)

mythical zodiac appearance

Aries: ram horns, youthful freckles, wide bright eyes
Taurus: septum piercing, unique coloured healthy hair, hard gazing eyes
Gemini: hair up, walks on air, smile that makes people stop in their path
Cancer: silver skin, clear eyes, small but dangerous
Leo: clear skin, leaves a trail of golden glitter,
Virgo: freckles on cheeks, flowers grow from skin
Libra: any blemish is actually a little pretty gemstone on their skin
Scorpio: deep red hypnotising eyes, a stinging tail appears if you piss them off
Sagittarius: stars fall from their hair, largest eyes
Capricorn: horns, you’ll never figure out what colour their eyes are
Aquarius: attractive but you can’t touch them coz they’re made of air
Pisces: their hair is flowing water and their words come out as dark matter

the signs with their children

Aries: “ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes”
Taurus: [uses a baby-carrier on their teenager]
Gemini: “listen buddy, i don’t care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day.”
Cancer: rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe
Leo: is prepared to physically fight their child’s bullies
Virgo: [pulls out a calculus textbook] “story time.”
Libra: the mom in “stacy’s mom”
Scorpio: “a lullaby? alright baby….bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas…”
Sagittarius: [newborn vomits on them] “what the…i did not raise you to be like this”
Capricorn: “beautiful baby right? well. not as beautiful as me know, we can’t all be so blessed.”
Aquarius: [burns their kids hw] “you dont need this..its all up to the system….listen, there’s a rebellion coming”
Pisces: [sees their baby sleeping] “what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?”

oh my god my father is so sweet and so generous but he just bought me a welcome mat as a present and it’s hideous.

it’s a print of pastel neon flip flops and it says welcome in an Arial type font.

it would be real great if I was an elderly retiree.

oh god I don’t want to get rid of it BUT I REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF IT.

who would like a free welcome mat?