signs as Leslie Knope compliments


  • aries: you beautiful spinster
  • taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
  • leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  
  • virgo: you devious bastard
  • libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
  • scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
  • capricorn: you tricky minx
  • aquarius: you perfect sunflower 
  • pisces: you beautiful tropical fish

At school


Aries : Always yelling 
Taurus : What the fuck am I doing here
Gemini : Has to leave the class because they’re laughing at their own joke
Cancer : Eating in class
Leo : How about no
Virgo : Good grades, hiding a machete in their bag probably
Libra : Never does their homework
Scorpio : Looks like they’re ready to murder everyone
Sagittarius : Procrastinates until the end of time
Capricorn : Thinks they’re the teacher
Aquarius : No fucks were given ever
Pisces : Drawing ducks on the table

things I still need to explain:

-the gangster who shat himself

-the squad of SJWs who didn’t want to wear shirts

-the crazy coffee people

-that time I didn’t have an Anubis scene

also yesterday there was a bird trapped in preshow and we had to call animal control and they were basically like “lol yeah have fun” because they couldn’t get the bird out with guests in the building.

and also yesterday they took a set down for an hour so they can do some testing with the new script and I’m not excited about it. 😦

hashtag struggle tram

I went thrifting with @embersonfire and @lcsence a few weeks ago and came home with just a couple of books. But I’m lazy, so they’re just now going on my bookshelf. I’m running out of room, though!! #bookwormprobs (at The Dollhouse)

the reasons the signs are fails (yay!)


aries: butterfingers

taurus: mumbles

gemini: inappropriate winking

cancer: psycho thoughts

leo: hates letting others use their laptop

virgo: dislikes human interaction

libra: spiral of lies

scorpio: procrastination

sagittarius: can’t sleep

capricorn: has near-death experiences

aquarius: room’s a mess (especially the sock drawer)

pisces: people can’t touch your neck. ever.

Things I Associate With the Hogwarts Houses:

Slytherin: the first snow of winter, vodka, coy smirks across the room at your lover, black silk, the feel of satin against your skin, a wife and a mistress sharing a knowing smile across the coffin at the funeral, Arctic Monkeys songs, Lana Del Rey songs, the look of trees in winter, foggy mornings, the flash of gray eyes, whispered threats, film noirs, black tie events, lacy black lingerie, fur coats, the smell of expensive perfumes, the scent of old paper, “Take Me to Church” by Hozier, jazz funerals, New Orleans, making threats against any person who dares cross you or anyone you care for, mirrors draped in black, silent comforts from a loved ones, New York high society, burning photographs, spilt wine, the way your chin trembles while you’re trying not to cry, sucking in deep breaths of frigid air, being pricked by the thorns of a beautiful flower, crying alone in your bed late at night, every song that’s ever made you feel like you could rule the world, Russia, grunge, romantic languages
Gryffindor: running through wheat fields, walking barefoot through grass as night falls, slamming doors, loud arguments, angry tears, a room warmed by a crackling fire, cable-knit sweaters, Dublin, having a drink with your friends, whiskey, brown, silent prayers, kissing a cross for good luck, coming home for Thanksgiving, loss of innocence, dark wood, heavy quilts, the burn in your chest when you hold your breath for a long time, rolling Irish fields, modern houses done in all dark woods and glass, weathered hands, callouses, freckles, the feeling in your stomach you have right before you ask someone on a date, Rome, The Killers songs
Ravenclaw: intelligent conversation, biting remarks, academic debate, English boarding schools, opals, Indie music, old records, perfectly written research papers, silver rings, days spent in bed reading, nails bitten down to the quick, eye-rolling, bitter laughter, sly smiles, angry blushing, independent films, witty banter, flirting in another language, school uniforms
Hufflepuff: the happy laughter of small children, stealing an extra cookie off the plate, cute little cottages nestled on the edges of forests, letting someone cut you in line, the feelings of saying “I do” at the altar, the feeling of catching your breath after a good run, C.S. Lewis novels, silent prayers, smiling at your friend from the back of the room, encouraging nods, standing to applaud someone, silent self-doubt, skinned knees, mismatched socks, silly drawings, curious glances, shy giggles, laughing until your sides hurt, “We’re Going to Be Friends” by The White Stripes, crystals, your first day of college, inspiring speeches, dark curly hair, happy blushing, your first kiss, playing hopscotch, whispering encouraging things to someone who’s doubting themselves

Please help me persuade my parents&grandparents to take us to disneyland in 2017!! Also, would you recommend going at Easter or like the last week in July/First week in august? :)

AHHHHHHHH YISSSSS!!! Are you going to California or Florida?? I can’t speak for CA, but here in Florida August is a fairly decent time- it’s super hot and humid, but kids are going back to school so it tends to be quieter. Definitely don’t come around July 4th!!!