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so the Ikea people fucked up yesterday and didn’t deliver my furniture. So they rescheduled for today.

I got a call saying they were 15-20 minutes away.

THAT WAS ALMOST AN HOUR AGO.

I just want my couch you guys.

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I’m Caitlin, and I’m an aspiring novelist living in sunny Florida with my wonderful fiance and our spoiled little black cat. I’m often found making magic in theme parks, performing in local theatrical productions. or sewing highly impractical party dresses. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I’m indoors at home).

Email me at themetaphorgirl@yahoo.com.

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