Hufflepuff: fight me
Slytherin: *quietly from where their hufflepuff bff can’t see* do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again
The Metaphor Girl
I'm a button, I'm a horseshoe, I'm a girl who's bad at metaphors.
Hufflepuff: fight me
Slytherin: *quietly from where their hufflepuff bff can’t see* do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again
