aries: none. stay home.
tauros: the moon.
gemini: also the moon.
cancer: anything you goddamn want to.
leo: the sun.
virgo: the International Space Station.
libra: mars. good fucking luck.
scorpio: the sun, but you’ll probably lose.
sagittarius: a mylar balloon in the shape of a star.
capricorn: start kicking rocks. you’re bound to find a meteor some day, and when you do you’re gonna tear it a new asshole.
aquarius: the moon but only after tauros and gemini have softened it up a bit.
pisces: just go outside at night and scream.