aries: the shounen protagonist
taurus: the tsundere that says “EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?!” to everything
gemini: the innocent-looking shota that is actually a little shit
cancer: screams “ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!”
leo: senpai
virgo: team mom
libra: gets late at school with a loaf of bread in the mouth
scorpio: the sports anime rival
sagittarius: cherry tree
capricorn: shitty anime dad
aquarius: the magical girl’s mascot
pisces: sits in the back of the classroom next to the window