Aries: unrealistic af
Taurus: really planned out fanfic but abandoned halfway through
Gemini: 90% dialogue
Cancer: it’s just v sad ok
Leo: high school AU
Virgo: literally no dialogue come on
Libra: it won’t get to the point and will spend like four chapters describing a tree
Scorpio: smut
Sagittarius: fluffy af
Aquarius: really fucking weird and unexpected plot twists
Capricorn: forgets that grammar is a thing
Pisces: everyone dies at the end. even if it’s smut.