hawkeyefarming:

• aries: you beautiful spinster
• taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
• gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
• cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
• leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  
• virgo: you devious bastard
• libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
• scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
• sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
• capricorn: you tricky minx
• aquarius: you perfect sunflower 
• pisces: you beautiful tropical fish