aries: leather bar
taurus: mid-sized car
gemini: roseanne barr
cancer: caviar
leo: smoke a cigar
virgo: you’re a star
libra: oh so close and yet so far
scorpio: myanmar
sagittarius: tom beren-gar
capricorn: you don’t have to be popu-lar
aquarius: in the boudoir
pisces: au revoir