“Hey Caitlin, did you ride Splash Mountain?” NO. I RODE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. I AM NOW COLD AND WET AND IT IS UNPLEASANT. (At least I got to see @skipperkimberly’s beautiful forehead while she was in tower) (at Pirates of the Caribbean)
The Metaphor Girl
I'm a button, I'm a horseshoe, I'm a girl who's bad at metaphors.
