Ethan was teasing me because I was bemoaning the lack of How to Train Your Dragon merchandise for girls or anyone over the age of twelve BUT JOKE IS ON HIM I AM SO PRETTY IN MY TEE SHIRT MEANT FOR TEN YEAR OLD BOYS. (at The Dollhouse)
The Metaphor Girl
I'm a button, I'm a horseshoe, I'm a girl who's bad at metaphors.
The Metaphor Girl 