Y’all I’ve been blowing up banks every day for the past two weeks and I’m so tired. My thighs and my biceps want to kill me.
Annnnnnd I just zoned out so bad that I almost missed my next show. I heard the audio for “someone’s robbing the bank” and I was like “who?”
ME. I AM ROBBING THE BANK.
It’s been a slightly unorthodox Christmas- I introduced @shaneinscoisrad to my beloved family tradition of Christmas Eve Swedish meatballs on the 22nd, I baked all the cookies on the 23rd, I blew up banks and had pizza with @skipperkimberly on Christmas Eve, and today I Mugsi’d it up before going to sing in Candlelight. And it’s been great, and I had a hidden Mickey on my collar and Jodi Benson winked at me, so I’d sat this had been a successful Christmas so far. #candlelight2016 (at American Garden Theater -Epcot)
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And in Western Town
#thelittlestbandit was running around
Her stocking was hung by the chimney with care
Though she knew full well there would be nothing there
For Kate was a bandit, she’d been naughty all year,
And all she would get would be coal, no good cheer
But you can hear her exclaim, as you run out of sight
“Merry Christmas, y’all, watch out for dynamite!” (at The Great Movie Ride)
Same, Holiday Garbage Snowman. Same.
#squadgoals #kateandthekids #thelittlestbandit #astheanubisdoorturns #onceamovierider (at The Great Movie Ride)
I already have two shows lined up for 2017- in January I’ll be in another PRT ten minute play, playing Peggy in Welcome to Intercourse, and in March I get to go back to Moonlight as Hattie in Kiss Me Kate! I’m so excited!!
I’ve been pretty quiet on the instagram front as of late; if you know me in real life you might know about some of the tough stuff I’ve been dealing with as of late. But things are calming down, 2016 is almost over, and I’m starting to feel like myself again, so please enjoy this photo of me posing like an idiot at the Icon Oscars last week.
so I have to shoot guns at work, right?
the last time I got show observed my trainer told me to be careful because on shots 2 and 4 I was throwing them
so now I perpetually have Hamilton stuck in my head because I’ll be running up and down the stairs in my heels a million times a day, firing my pistol and singing “I am not throwing away my shot” to myself
The Metaphor Girl 