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July 6, 2017: 

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I'm Caitlin, and I'm finally coming through the other side of my quarter-life crisis. I live in Florida with my spoiled little black cat, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock IV, and I work at Disney's Hollywood Studios at the Great Movie Ride giving tours into the movies, blowing up banks as Kate Durango, or shooting at bad guys as Mugsi Tocatta. When I'm not making children cry at the Happiest Place on Earth, I'm often found performing in local theatrical productions. or spending time with my giant boyfriend. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I'm indoors at home).

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When it's 2am after your second show of the night and it's past your bedtime and Bryce has Savannah's bra on his head so all you can do is smile at the camera like it's class picture day despite being covered in two shows' worth of blood. This is such a truly delightful cast and such a fun show to be in. Don't miss it!! #evildead #evildeadthemusical #cherylwilliams "Whenever you encounter a flock of deadites, you have to realize there is a hierarchy about the whole thing. There's the big time demons..." It's a TWO SHOW DAY, y'all! The 7pm tonight is almost sold out, and we still have seats for the 11pm!! Come join us!! #evildead #evildeadthemusical #cheryl #cherylwilliams Happy Friday the 13th from the two cutest little black cats in the world!!! #hiccupthecat #astridthecat "What's the problem, Ash? Don't you want to be beautiful...like me?" It's time for weekend 2 for Evil Dead!! Tonight's performance and tomorrow's 7pm performance are almost sold out, but we have tickets for Saturday at 11pm and Sunday at 7pm! #evildead #evildeadthemusical #cheryl #cherylwilliams #joinus I'm running in the Wine and Dine 5k next month, which means two things- I should start running more often, and I need to start working on my race costume!! Every time I put it off, and I ended up running in boring running clothes instead. I'm very disappointed in myself. I want to do something fun for this race, but I'm not sure what! Maybe Mugsi or Kate? Maybe a really obscure Disney character? Maybe something completely off the wall!! Give me all your suggestions, friends. #disneyrace #rundisney #wineanddine5k2017 #thelittlestmugsi #thelittlestbandit I am now in the habit of getting a medicine ball before shows, and this was one of my names last week. I don't know if Kaytln can beat Taitlyn, though. #starbuckssadventures Literally the dumbest picture of me, but I think there is something to be said for a picture where you're laughing so hard that you can't help but make a goofy face. It also helps when you're surrounded by great people! Yesterday was National Mental Health day, which got me thinking. If you knew me five years ago, I was a completely different person, and not in a good way. (Amazing what getting rid of a cheating ex, toxic friendships, and an exhausting work environment can do.) I am in a really great place now, and I work extremely hard to stay there. But I've realized lately that I don't often slow down and take care of myself- I have a very all or nothing personality, which means I tend to go at 3000% until I reach my breaking point. Probably not the best thing to do!! I think that's going to be my goal- finding ways to slow down and be more mindful. I also really want to spend more time with friends!! I had a really important friendship fizzle out this year, and it's made me more resolute to spend time with friends and invest in healthier relationships. Overall I'm glad and grateful about where I am, and thankful for the people in my life who have helped me get to where I am today (especially Shane- I am so lucky to have him!!) I'm really looking forward to where I'm going to go from here. "They'll laugh at you, Carrie! They'll all laugh at you!" Oops, wrong show. Well, the first weekend of Evil Dead is over and now I have to wait a whole four days to do it again! Honestly kind of bummed- I may have to take showers after every show and I'm covered with bruises but Cheryl is now one of my all time favorite roles to play. #evildeadthemusical #evildead #cherylwilliams @moonlightplayers These precious nuggets came to see Evil Dead last night and I'm so happy!! Come see us tonight for industry night! #evildeadthemusical Guess which one is the stick in the mud who never has any fun? (Hint: it's the dork carrying the Glee messenger bag) Ten shows left, and last night was sold out!! Also the cellar door decided to smack me on the head so like...ow. It's going on my top ten list of things that have gone wrong in shows. (Right up there with the missing clover in Seussical and the time my shoe fell apart during Carrie in the middle of my big ballad.) #evildeadthemusical #cheryl #cherylwilliams Twelve hours ago I was wrapping up the opening night of Evil Dead and now I'm back to driving around in circles talking about animals...and in twelve hours I'll be back to being a Deadite. In the meantime, please send caffeine. (Also, my favorite thing from last night: I accidentally spit blood into Alex's mouth, but then I got instant karma because when I went to bite Billy ALL of my spitting blood managed to dribble down the front of my shirt and straight into my bra. It was...very gross.) #kilimanjarosafaris #thelittlestsimbaone #evildeadthemusical One performance down, eleven to go! We had such a great audience tonight- one couple drove four hours to come see us! Tomorrow night is almost sold out and I can't wait. #evildead #evildeadthemusical #cheryl #cherylwilliams #shelly Hold onto those wallets and purses, folks...this doesn't look like a very good neighborhood. #greatmovieride #thelittlestmugsi Intermission for our last rehearsal before we open tomorrow! There are media people here and I'm not nervous at all. Not a bit. #sendhelp #evildeadthemusical #evildead #cheryl #cherylwilliams We're five college students on our way to an old abandoned cabin in the woods! #evildead #evildeadthemusical #cheryl #cherylwilliams Look at this nice man who sends me selfies. ❤❤❤ and it's #nationalboyfriendday so I can show him off ❤❤❤ It's hell week for Evil Dead! That sounds hellish...guaranteed. #cheryl #cherylwilliams #evildead #evildeadthemusical #iliveinthecellar Cheryl is always the fifth wheel. #evildead #evildeadthemusical #cheryl #cherylwilliams @moonlightplayers I never thought I would have to say goodbye. I thought I could leave on my own terms at the right time. I thought I could learn so much more from this place. But once a movie rider, always a movie rider. Happy Great Movie pRide Day, everybody. I don't think I could ever put into words how much this place means to me. #greatmovieride #greatmovieprideday #onceamovierideralwaysamovierider #slowmovingtramfam #thelittlestmugsi Remember that one time when I went to Not So Scary and everyone thought I was Blonde Anna or Blonde Belle? #iworeglovesinseptemberforthis #notsoscary #frozen #frozencosplay #frozencostume #disneycostume #disneycosplay

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