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July 6, 2017: 

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I'm Caitlin, and I'm finally coming through the other side of my quarter-life crisis. I live in Florida with my spoiled little black cat, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock IV, and I work at Disney's Hollywood Studios at the Great Movie Ride giving tours into the movies, blowing up banks as Kate Durango, or shooting at bad guys as Mugsi Tocatta. When I'm not making children cry at the Happiest Place on Earth, I'm often found performing in local theatrical productions. or spending time with my giant boyfriend. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I'm indoors at home).

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When your park orientation reunites you with Movie Riders, and also your outfit turns into an accidental disneybound so you add your Kate Durango bow to go with it. #thelittlestbandit #greatmovieride #kilimanjarosafaris #thelittlestsimbaone I can't reach the pedals. #kilimanjarosafaris #sendhelp #oraboosterseat #thelittlestsimbaone Happy #MovieRideMonday!! (I am making this a thing and it's going to happen forever) #greatmovieride #slowmovingtramfam #astheanubisdoorturns #thelittlestbandit Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. (Do you think everyone can tell I've been ugly crying a lot? Great, I'll be "that one girl who cries all the time." It's like fifth grade all over again.) #thelittlestsimbaone I'll see you in the movies, the stuff dreams are made of. #greatmovieride #slowmovingtramfam #astheanubisdoorturns #thelittlestmugsi #thelittlestbandit Go on, Kate. It's time to meet Snake back at the hideout. #greatmovieride #thelittlestbandit Kate Durango is about to ride off into the sunset. I always dreamed of being bandit trained, but I never thought I would end up as one of the last bandits on closing day. Let's do this, Kate- it's time for the last roundup. #greatmovieride #thelittlestbandit So long, Mugsi. Give my regards to the warden. #greatmovieride #thelittlestmugsi Today is my last day to spend with Mugsi Toccata. This is the role I've been the most proud of in my entire Disney career so far. It had been a dream of mine since I was eighteen, but stepping into those heels was actually pretty intimidating. But I've been shooting out red lights and jumping for the jewel for two years, and I'm going to miss it so much. #thelittlestmugsi #greatmovieride JUST LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS TOTE BAG!!! Not only did @one_little__spark do an AMAZING job capturing the costumes I've worn and loved for the past few years, but she painted Kate and Mugsi to look like me!! Even down to Kate's little side part/bangs combo!! I literally teared up when I open this. Plus the painting is very well done and it's going to last me a good long while. I'm so very very happy and overwhelmed. Thank you so much, Kait!!! ❤❤❤❤❤ #greatmovieride #thelittlestbandit #thelittlestmugsi I have so many thoughts running through my head I can't keep them straight. And I'm not ready for this weekend. But right now I'm grateful for a boyfriend who completely supports my grieving process, a family who understands that this was more than just a job for me, friends willing to ride my shows (and drive 16 hours to get there!!), the Heathers and Evil Dead casts giving me joy and distractions, and a whole squad of coworkers who are going down with this ship right along with me. Things might be stressful, but it'll eventually turn out in the end. (Also this meme was shamelessly stolen from @meganinneverland_ who is the best) Balancing three shows is a little crazy, but I know that #evildeadthemusical is going to be a lot of fun! (My first show is It's a Date with @celebrationtheatreco on August 18th and 19th and Heathers, also with CTCo, September 21-24!) Today I took my last show as a tour guide on the Great Movie Ride. I still have a few days left in gangster and bandit, but tour guide is where it all began. I was there for the old costume and the TCM makeover. I've taken hundreds of shows over the past three and a half years (not even including my time on my college program) and brought thousands of guests along with me. It's been the perfect job for me...because I love movies. Ready when you are, CB. #greatmovieride #disneycastmember I chugged the other half of my Monster in the car and here I am for my second rehearsal of the day! I'm going to do a lot of screaming... #evildeadthemusical After being in bandit all day, I've completed rehearsal #1 and I'm heading to rehearsal #2!! (And come see It's a Date on August 18th and 19th!) @celebrationtheatreco I shop when I'm sad, so I think now is a great time to make my first #colourpop order. What do y'all recommend?? #helpmebuymakeup When your coordinator has the best Snapchat captions. #slowmovingtramfam The stuff dreams are made of. #greatmovieride #slowmovingtramfam I love the notes in the vocal score for #heathersthemusical so much Do you love the Whose Line Is It Anyway dating show bit? Do you like hearing people sing? Do you like audience participation? Then come see It's a Date with @celebrationtheatreco (link in their bio) I'm one of the eligible bachelorettes, so come see the show on August 18th and 19th!

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