oh my god my father is so sweet and so generous but he just bought me a welcome mat as a present and it’s hideous.

it’s a print of pastel neon flip flops and it says welcome in an Arial type font.

it would be real great if I was an elderly retiree.

oh god I don’t want to get rid of it BUT I REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF IT.

who would like a free welcome mat?