oh my god my father is so sweet and so generous but he just bought me a welcome mat as a present and it’s hideous.
it’s a print of pastel neon flip flops and it says welcome in an Arial type font.
it would be real great if I was an elderly retiree.
oh god I don’t want to get rid of it BUT I REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF IT.
who would like a free welcome mat?
We have Fastpasses for Tower of Terror, which neither me nor my sister ride.
So my mom is taking all the fastpasses. She’s on ride #3 right now.
Family snack break. We’re so good at posing for pictures. #werk (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
A family of dorks, except for my dad who pulled a Blue Steel. Actual sentence overheard at the end of the ride: “I’m sorry my pointy elbow went in your armpit, Mom.” (at Big Thunder Mountain Railroad)
It’s my dad’s first visit to Be Our Guest! (Mr. Incredible’s face not shown to protect his secret identity, obvs.) But now it’s time for cupcakes! (at Be Our Guest Restaurant)