Postcards from the edge: GMR in the height of holiday crowd madness


-it is 6:56 in the morning why are we here?

-I have coffee and an energy drink. I should combine them.

-“Whoever scheduled Keisha at 7:15 is a really sexy tumor.”

-Matt is eating four cheeseburgers for breakfast.

-“I have Taylor Swift stuck in my head.” “Just shake it…

More updates:

-I am eating more pizza.

-also Cathy brought us M&Ms.

-*pointing to Mary Poppins* “Can anyone tell me what movie this is?” “Footlight Parade?” No, dude, that was three movies ago.

-Suzy got Famous Amos cookies and I totally thought she said Famous Anus. Oops.

-Somebody barfed on a vehicle.

-Apparently somebody barfed on the track all the way through Mummies to Tarzan and we had to close to clean it. Still not as bad as the kid who once barfed from Alien to Finale.

-Tim Allen was here! He was nice.

-I’ve done six shows so far.

Postcards from the edge: GMR in the height of holiday crowd madness

we’re playing the Poop Game in the GMR breakroom





Enchanted Poops with Belle

The Mad Poop Party

Poop of Presidents

Expedition Poop

Splash Poop

Big Thunder Poop

Mister Toad’s Wild Poop

Enchanted Poop Room (imagine the theme song oh my god)

Voyage of the Little Poop


Seven Dwarves Poop Train

Spaceship Poop
Toy Story Poop Mania
Snow White’s Poop Adventures
Carousel of PoopYep I’m right there with the mature but not at all…

There’s also a video of Gabe singing the Tiki Room theme as the Poop Room while he kind-of twerks. It’s on Facebook.

we’re playing the Poop Game in the GMR breakroom