I also get mistaken as a bank robber frequently.
Aries: Dragon / easily angered, they inspire fear and awe. if provoked, they’re a fearsome enemy. behind all that raw power, they’re still also sharp as a tack. they’re naturally born powerful and fierce.
Taurus: Elf / very respected creatures, often bound to the earth,…
-it is 6:56 in the morning why are we here?
-I have coffee and an energy drink. I should combine them.
-“Whoever scheduled Keisha at 7:15 is a really sexy tumor.”
-Matt is eating four cheeseburgers for breakfast.
-“I have Taylor Swift stuck in my head.” “Just shake it…
-I am eating more pizza.
-also Cathy brought us M&Ms.
-*pointing to Mary Poppins* “Can anyone tell me what movie this is?” “Footlight Parade?” No, dude, that was three movies ago.
-Suzy got Famous Amos cookies and I totally thought she said Famous Anus. Oops.
-Somebody barfed on a vehicle.
-Apparently somebody barfed on the track all the way through Mummies to Tarzan and we had to close to clean it. Still not as bad as the kid who once barfed from Alien to Finale.
-Tim Allen was here! He was nice.
-I’ve done six shows so far.
Not so surprisingly, Charms specializes in the teaching of charms. Students are taught specific wand movements and proper pronunciation. Often students partner up in class to experiment on one another. Choose wisely!
Enchanted Poops with Belle
The Mad Poop Party
Poop of Presidents
Big Thunder Poop
Mister Toad’s Wild Poop
Enchanted Poop Room (imagine the theme song oh my god)
Voyage of the Little Poop
Seven Dwarves Poop TrainSpaceship Poop
Toy Story Poop Mania
Snow White’s Poop Adventures
Carousel of PoopYep I’m right there with the mature but not at all…
There’s also a video of Gabe singing the Tiki Room theme as the Poop Room while he kind-of twerks. It’s on Facebook.
So this girl in row six puked in her bag. Super gross. She leaves, we call custodial, life goes on.
An hour later she comes back looking for her bag. Her Raybans were in there. In the puke bag. She wants them back.
It took an hour of phone calls before we confirmed that yes, because…
And I was the one that picked it up thinking it was lost and found…
OH LORD IT GOT WORSE I AM SO SORRY.
There was also that time Daryl was handed a bag of pee…
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT DARYL’S PEE BAG.
Ugggh, I’m scheduled to work the Frozen processional every day for the next week and a half. It’s the worst. I’m usually stationed in the ATAS courtyard, which means I have to keep people from crossing the street during the show stop and they’re all like “BITCH I HAVE TO GO TO INDIANA JONES NOW…
Update: it was not DimplesMcCuteface!Kristoff, it was PreciousCheeks!Kristoff. But I saw all three of them getting on a pargo backstage and Elsa waved to me and I was like “thank you you are the best I love you.”