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I’m Caitlin, and I’m an aspiring novelist living in sunny Florida with my wonderful fiance and our spoiled little black cat. I’m often found making magic in  theme parks, performing in local theatrical productions. or sewing highly impractical party dresses. Favorite things include the smell of dryer sheets, marathons of canceled TV shows, and rainy days (as long as I’m indoors at home).

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Magic Kingdom, Epcot, and Steakhouse71 with my mom and sister! And I finally got “Everybody Wants to Rule the World,” so at long last I’ve gotten all the Guardians songs. #bbi2024
I managed to kick my energy drink habit, but Starbucks still pulls me in. Also, it’s freezing in my store, I needed something warm! #bbi2024
Two years ago today Shane held out a ring and said in pure panic “are you gonna say yes or what?” (I said yes immediately)
Happy 25th, Animal Kingdom! #disneycastlife #disneysanimalkingdom
It’s way too early for this. #disneyprincess10k #disneyprincess10k2023
“Wendy,” he continued, in a voice that no woman has ever yet been able to resist, “Wendy, one girl is more use than twenty boys.”
Celebrating my Valbirthentine in Epcot with @shaneisrad!
I still haven’t posted all of our engagement pictures, or any of our honeymoon pictures, but our wedding pictures are here and I LOVE THEM.
Honeymoon vibes!
Two weeks until our honeymoon cruise (and @madlynm ‘s wedding!!) I’ve never been on a cruise- any tips??
I miss attractions, but I also really love my job
Wedding Wednesday can be a thing, right?
happiness is a warm cat
2022 was a year of huge transitions!
We didn’t get to spend the day together, but when I got home from work Shane was ready for us to take a family photo and made me dinner. Merry Christmas from Mr. and Mrs. Insco!
I can’t believe the wedding was already a week ago!
reader, I married him
Are we exhausted post wedding? Yes. Was it possibly a bad idea to do two park days in a row? Probably. But is it super sweet to visit the place where we first met the day after we said I do? Definitely. #iloveyou_insco
I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings ❤️ #iloveyou_insco #2022bride
I’m usually pretty good with words, but today I am just so excited to marry my best friend, the love of my life, the handsomest and funniest man in the world. let’s get married!❤️#iloveyou_insco

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